“The Late Present” host Stephen Colbert discovered “plenty of loopy to unpack” in Donald Trump’s wild and prolonged ramble concerning the dimension of golf legend Arnold Palmer’s penis.
“Arnold Palmer was all man,” Trump declared over the weekend, including:
And I say that in all due respect to girls, and I like girls, however this man, this man, this can be a man that was all man. This man was sturdy and hard. And I refuse to say it however when he took showers with the opposite professionals they got here out of there they stated, ‘Oh, my God, that’s unbelievable.’ I needed to say it.
Colbert stated he can’t recover from the concept that golf professionals take group showers.
“It’s a person sport. It’s not a crew! Do you actually assume that Arnold Palmer, on the top of his profession, was soaping it up down on the Y?” Colbert stated. “In case you go to a golf event and somebody says, ‘Hey, let’s all take a giant bathe collectively,’ get the hell out of there. That man doesn’t work there, OK? You’re about to play what we name a water hazard.”
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