Martin Brief mentioned Donald Trump has reportedly narrowed his record of potential operating mates down to only three.
“It was 4, however O.J. died,” mentioned Brief, filling in as host of “Jimmy Kimmel Dwell” this week.
“What a selection Trump has in his tiny little fingers,” Brief cracked, losing no time taking purpose at one thing the previous president is notoriously sensitive about.
Brief mocked the three “doormats” hoping to be vice chairman, then famous that Trump is demanding that he and President Joe Biden take drug exams earlier than this week’s debate.
Trump claimed Biden is “all jacked up” to assist his efficiency.
“Sure, all jacked up on extra-strength Metamucil,” Brief mentioned, then identified how absurd Trump’s demand is.
“Do you may have any concept how lengthy it takes to get a urine pattern from males who’re near 80?” he mentioned.
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