“Each day Present” correspondent Jordan Klepper mentioned Donald Trump has been giving off a “bizarre sexual power” as his marketing campaign winds down, together with a second by which the previous president looked like he was performing oral intercourse on a microphone.
“What are we doing right here, individuals? I hate to say it, however can we please return to the hand job routine? Please?” Klepper pleaded, referring to Trump’s “Y.M.C.A.” dance strikes:
“You understand a marketing campaign has gone off the rails if you go to look at C-SPAN and it asks in the event you’re over 18,” he mentioned. “However blowing a mic stand isn’t even the weirdest a part of his closing message.”
He mentioned the previous president has instantly been insisting that he’ll put vaccine denier Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in command of a lot of the nation’s meals, well being and extra.
“It is a lot of latest shit to drop on us the day earlier than Election Day,” Klepper identified. “You spent two years speaking about tariffs, and now you’re, like, ‘Oh, by the way in which, the man with mind worms is in command of everyone’s well being.’”
Klepper mentioned he wasn’t prepared for this plot twist.
“This complete marketing campaign, I’ve been prepping for the worst-case situation,” Klepper mentioned. “However not the weirdest-case situation.”
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