DONALD TRUMP’S tariff announcement on April 2nd has drawn mockery for its spurious maths. Any bilateral commerce deficit is handled as gross unfairness; the tariffs are set by taking the measure as a share of products imported from every nation, and halving it. However there are different oddities too, from the truth that the tariff charges look like calculated for locations with an web area title to the truth that they’re based mostly on a single 12 months of knowledge. The starkest demonstration of the absurdity of the tariffs is to have a look at the weird outcomes they produce. Right here is our listing of the 5 craziest duties.

Earlier than April 2nd, Saint Pierre and Miquelon was maybe greatest referred to as the final vestige of French territory in North America. Now it bears the doubtful honour of being the recipient of the best “Liberation Day” tariffs, of fifty% (a place it shares with Lesotho). That’s greater than twice the speed utilized to the European Union, and 5 instances the speed on another abroad French territories. In July, the one month up to now two years when the islands traded in any respect with America, they exported $3.4m in items to Uncle Sam, whereas importing subsequent to nothing. That was, in hindsight, a foul transfer.
The volatility of commerce flows impacts Switzerland, too. The Trump administration seems to have used information for only one 12 months, 2024, to seize imports and exports. On the finish of the 12 months Switzerland exported a bigger than regular quantity of gold to America, pushing up its commerce surplus. That earned it a tariff of 32% on all of its items. Had information for 2022 been used, its “reciprocal” charge would have been 19%.
One of many causes for Mr Trump’s obsession with tariffs is that he needs to spice up home manufacturing as a substitute. Botswana faces a tariff charge of 38%, as a result of it runs a commerce surplus with America that largely displays its diamond exports. Diamond deposits are uncommon in America, and there are not any present industrial mines. Vanilla is equally onerous to interchange. It is likely one of the primary exports of Madagascar, which has been lumbered with a 47% tariff.
Some populations will take the information higher than others. The inhabitants of the Heard Island and the McDonald Islands, as an example, will shrug off their tariff charge of 10%. 4 sorts of penguins and 29 species of mammals stay within the Australian territory—however no people. The minuscule quantity of commerce recorded with America seems to mirror mislabelling or administrative error. Some speculate that the very fact the islands characteristic on the White Home’s listing in any respect, as a substitute of receiving the identical charge as Australia, is as a result of they’ve an web area title (.hm), which seems to be how officers picked their targets.
In the meantime, a fortunate few received off scot-free. Belarus, Cuba, Russia and North Korea didn’t make it on to Mr Trump’s naughty listing. The White Home says that’s as a result of sanctions preclude “significant commerce” with Russia. But these didn’t cease the nation exporting $3bn in items to America in 2024, in accordance with the Workplace of the US Commerce Consultant—about six instances as a lot as Botswana. Russia ran a commerce surplus with America of $2.5bn final 12 months. Had the calculation utilized to it, the nation would have confronted a tariff of about 40%.