It will seem that Cheryl Hines is standing by her man, and that man, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., is nude, as a result of she’s doing that standing exterior their bathe. The previous Curb Your Enthusiasm star has taken her husband’s latest nomination to move the Division of Well being and Human Companies. and made advertising and marketing lemonade, utilizing Kennedy’s public profile, bare physique, and buzzwordy MAHA mission to promote her house perfume line.
On Friday, Hines posted a little tee-hee video on her Instagram Stories shilling deep Black Friday reductions on her Hines+Younger magnificence and wellness line, cackling, “Honey, you possibly can’t take a bathe proper now, I’m doing a video!” into the digicam, her head and the merchandise she’s waving tantalizingly blocking her husband as he lathers up behind her. “Oh Bobby,” a textual content overlay on the story learn. Sure, what fun, what a lark, what a hapless previous man who doesn’t perceive social media however is nominated to the Cupboard, hahahaaha! The clip ended with a shot of artfully organized Hines+Younger candles in scents together with Hyannis Seagrass (“Suppose: Ocean air, skinny dipping, and sunshine,” the brand’s site explains of the aroma, evoking the Kennedy household’s lengthy historical past with Hyannis Port and their well-known seaside compound there), Capri Honeymoon (“subtle, refreshing, mysterious”), and the centerpiece, a MAHA candle.
What, pray inform, does Make America Wholesome Once more, Kennedy’s motto, scent like? Apparently, precisely the factor anybody who witnessed this (actually) bare seize at gross sales won’t ever really feel once more: “Clear.”
Certainly, the brand’s website lists the candle on the market at $20, with the next product description: “Able to Make America Wholesome Once more? Begin in your house with a ‘clear’ Hines+Younger premium soy wax candle. Our candles are non-toxic, made out of pure elements, and eco-conscious by way of sourcing, manufacturing, and burning traits.” (And, sure, the scare-quotes round “clear” are the model’s personal.)
The true lesson we discovered this lengthy Thanksgiving weekend is now clear: When RFK Jr. reveals you his naked toes and beefy turkey fry method, that’s the time for motion, lest issues escalate. Those that don’t be taught from the previous, in spite of everything, are doomed to repeat it.
