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Jon Stewart went dwell internet hosting “The Each day Present” on Thursday, recapping the talk between President Biden and Donald Trump. Stewart wasn’t in the most effective of spirits.
Issues began out sturdy: “Each males are ambulatory. They’re each upright. Degree one cleared,” Stewart joked over a clip of the candidates taking the stage. However it wasn’t lengthy earlier than the host stated he wanted “to name an actual property agent in New Zealand.”
One rambling Biden reply — ending with the non sequitur “We lastly beat Medicare” — had Stewart staring into the digital camera in horror.
“OK, a high-pressure state of affairs. Loads of instances, you possibly can confuse saving Medicare with beating it. I’m positive it’s not one thing that repeated all through the talk, inflicting Democrats throughout the nation to both soar out of home windows or vomit silently into the closest recycling bin. Anyone can [expletive] up speaking.” — JON STEWART
“I’m not a political professional, however whereas Biden was making ready at Camp David — for per week — did anybody point out he would even be on digital camera?” — JON STEWART
“Lots of people have resting twenty fifth Modification face.” — JON STEWART
Stewart additionally known as out Trump for his many falsehoods.
“Simply so we’re all clear, the whole lot that Donald Trump stated in that clip is a lie,” he stated after one montage. “Blatant and full. And we have been tight on time placing this [expletive] collectively. There’s lots extra. Actually makes you marvel: What’s R.F.Ok. Jr. doing tonight?”
“Let me simply say after watching tonight’s debate, each of those males must be utilizing performance-enhancing medicine, as a lot of it as they will get, as many instances a day as their our bodies will enable. If performance-enhancing medicine will enhance their lucidity, their capability to unravel issues, and in one of many candidate’s instances, enhance their truthfulness, morality and malignant narcissism, then suppository away.” — JON STEWART
